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Wes: Because magic comes out of UFO's.
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Rita: I need someplace to put my big juicy wieners.
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Daniel: I have a catheter in my room, no wait, thats not the word i wanted to say.
Rita: cunt?
Daniel: Yes Rita, because Cunt is the c-word for all things.
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Rita (enthusiastically): I'm checkin to see how many monies I have and then I've gotta put on PANTS!

really?

James: I think she's going to mount you now.
Rita: Yes, With all my penii.

yeah?

Rita: He did a pdtdrtdt on my asshole!

really? I wouldn't have guessed

Rita: He called him a dildo lizard. (pause) No wait, i misread.

Jun. 4th, 2007

R:"Danel! Stop saying beaver it's a dirty word!"

D:"beeeeeeeeaaaaver!"

R:"Peeeeeeniiisss!!!"

D:"BEAAAAAVVVEER"

R:"PEEEEEENNNNNIIIISSSS!!!"

D:"VAGINA!!!"

R:"B....BO.....NNNGGGGGGG!"

Wii-tardation

Rita after hitting her knee with the wii-mote: I have a wii wilated winjury.

you number women?

Rita: Have you seen - uh - uh -uh vaginas?
Daniel: A couple actually
Rita: 1 or 7?
Daniel: No 12 and 14 actually.

overeheard daily, nightly and hourly

Rita: "dannel - fis it"